Cape Town · Trusted Since 2000
Cape Town's Trusted Carpet & Upholstery Cleaning Specialists
About Us
A Husband-And-Wife Business, Since 2000
I Suck Alone has proudly served Cape Town since 2000. For more than two decades we’ve built our reputation on honest work, personal service, reliability and outstanding results — not on being the biggest name in town.
Unlike large franchises, every customer deals directly with us. We started this company because we saw a need for a cleaning service that delivered exceptional quality without charging premium prices. We believe every customer deserves spotless carpets, cleaner upholstery and a healthier home.
Why Choose Us
Personal Service. Professional Results.
20+ Years Experience
Cleaning Cape Town carpets and upholstery since 2000 — two decades of results to show for it.
Family Owned
A husband-and-wife team. You deal with us directly, not a call centre or a rotating crew.
Affordable Pricing
Honest, upfront quotes. No premium mark-up for the same job a franchise would charge more for.
Fast Response
Quotes and bookings turned around quickly — most enquiries answered the same day.
Professional Equipment
Commercial-grade extraction equipment for a deeper clean than rental machines can manage.
Reliable Service
We show up when we say we will, and we finish the job properly the first time.
Eco-Friendly Products
Safe for kids, pets and allergy sufferers, including our Bioway product range.
Attention To Detail
Edges, corners and high-traffic zones get the same care as the rest of the room.
Services
Carpet, Upholstery & Mattress Cleaning
Carpet
Cleaning
Deep hot-water extraction for homes, offices and rental turnovers
- Deep cleaning
- Stain removal
- Odour removal
- Residential & commercial
Upholstery Cleaning
- Sofas & lounges
- Dining & office chairs
- Fabric furniture
- Stain & odour treatment
Mattress Cleaning
- Bed sanitisation
- Dust mite removal
- Allergy reduction
- Odour & deep cleaning
Bioway Products
- Bioway Insect Killer
- Bioway Dust Mite Killer
- Safe for kids & pets
- Applied by our team
Water extraction
Quick flood cleanup and water extraction you can trust
- flooded Houses,
Apartments
Offices
Before & After
See The Difference
Real before-and-after results from recent jobs.
Living room carpet
Office carpet tiles
Sofa upholstery
Mattress
Testimonials
What Cape Town Homeowners Say
Get In Touch
Request Your Free Quote
Call, WhatsApp, email, or fill in the form — we usually respond the same day.
Business Hours
Mon – Fri: 08:00 – 17:00
Saturday: 08:00 – 13:00
Sunday: Closed
Available 24/7 for emergency services